Let's play the "Corrupted" game.

granted, but they don't run on your OS

I wish that windows 9 does not suck.

Granted, but it is only after two years and four SP packs that it doesn't suck


I wish they would remake Chrono Trigger

Granted, but will be for iphone

I wish people who just iphone/app games were not considered gamers by media/game companies.

Granted, but neither would you

I wish that 1+1=3

Granted, but this only applies to two people having sex and bad accountants.


I wish that I was CP

Granted, but someone shoots you once becoming CP

I wish for faster internet connection.

Granted, but the only thing you can now use the internet for is streaming Sponge Bob.



I wish I had a million dollars.

granted, but you loose it all in stock market

I wish for 24/7 news media to stop airing on tv

Granted, but now your only news source is Dick Cheney Propaganda Hour, which airs for 15 minutes, once a month.



I wish life was more like a musical.

Granted, but the entire world turns gay and human population dies out.

I wish to be able to absorb knowledge by just touching a book.

Granted, but the only books available to you are Erotica.




I want an awesome personal backstory like marvel heroes.

Granted, but you die and are not brought back to life.

I wish I could draw well.

Granted, but all your drawings are inappropriate.


I wish I was a little bit taller.

I don't mind that would :p

Granted but everyone/everything grows in proportion to the amount you grew.

I wish people would stop DOS attacking sites I visit :/

Granted, but this happens because of a fundamental change in computer programming, making DOS roots of every current operation system obsolete, and we all have to relearn our OSs


I wish I was an ninja Turtle

Granted, but you are never excepted as part of the original group.

I wish for cybernetics

Granted, but they are 1st gen cbyernetics and actually inhibit brain function more than help


I wish I was a Shadowrunner

Granted, but your power is limited.

I wish to control things digitally

Granted, but you can only control Tim McGraw's left hand.



I wish that I had a Hummer

granted, but no will allow you buy gas.

I wish it was easier to loose weight then gain it.

Granted, but now you to eat every 2 hours to avoid starving to death



I wish I could do cool stunts.

granted, but you fail every other one.

I wish for a free shopping spree every weekend when I want.

Granted, but you lose your taste for shopping and never want to shop again.


I want to be a stipper

Granted, but only for guys.

I wish for good movies to watch.

Granted, but your video viewing device breaks once you have the movies.



I want to have a thunderstorm