Let's play the "Corrupted" game.

Granted. But it is one of those miniature ones the size of Chihuahuas


I want to be Jim Halpert

granted, but only for 9 seasons.

I wish for net neutrality.

Granted, enforced by the FCC so no cursing, nudity or 18+ jokes

I wish I would win "Who wants to be a millionare?"

granted, but all of it goes to charity.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but you no longer make the wishes, you grant them.



I want to marry a geek

Granted, but a carnival performer who performs wild or disgusting acts.

I wish to be more knowledgeable.

Granted, but you area of expertise is now dirt compositions of southeastern France.



I want to be a great cook

Granted, but a Insect chef.

I wish to know what I wanted.

Granted, but now are bored because you are no longer searching.

you didn't wish for anything so nothing is granted.

I wish for Trekker to make a wish

Granted, but it is a terrible wish.


I wish that my dinner was not burnt.

(Sorry for forgetting Sly. lol. I get going through these posts fast sometimes and forget to do things.)

Granted, but stills taste burnt.

I wish I could play the guitar well.

Granted, but you can only play Swedish Death Metal.


I wish I was fluent in another language.

Granted, but you are the only one who understands and can speak the language

I wish to be in Hammer already.

Granted, but you get banned for being a mutli


I wish I was an NFL superstar

Granted, but only 3rd string

I wish to go to sleep.

Granted, but you are now sleeping beauty and need a prince to wake you


I wish I was a faster reader.

granted, but only 1 more word per min.

I wish to know everything about IRC

Granted, but the IRC becomes outdated relic.


I wish it was not 87 degrees out today

Granted, but instead it is 88 degrees outside

I wish for no humidity

Granted, but suddenly there is no water anywhere and everything becomes jerky


I wish to be driving around with my top down.

Granted, but it starts to rain and the top won't go back up.

I wish the colbert report was going to continue to air.

Granted, but it will not be unpartisan and at 11:35pm monday through thursday on basic cable.


I wish for the one

Granted, Neo comes and picks you up and you fly away into the sunset.

I wish all games I purchase physically to come with a digital backup.

Granted, but the all mighty cloud dies...


I wish I could buy hard copies of all my digital games.