Senior Thought for the Day

Sorry, but today, had to do a lot of reading re: immigration. I did approve Mart Klaar to come back here. He is one of us on a military vaca. My conscience is clear on this one.

Anyway, odd numbered day, some humor:

A boy, no so bright, asked his Dad for some advice before his first date.

The Dad said " Son, put this potato in yr pants, and yr girlfriend will be very interested in you."

The son does this, but comes back not much later after he left for the date.

The Son said "Dad, it didn't work, I put it in my pants like u said to."

The Dad looks at his son and says "Let me see u, turn around"

The boy does this and the father exclaims "You dummy, you put it in the front of yr pants, not the back!"

p.s the potato's whereabouts are unknown still at this time