Senior Thought for the Day

ok, yesterday was the intro, and some comedy, today, serious:

The average person, when deceased, has approx. 3.1 lbs of raw, undigested meat in his/her intestinal tract, to include bowels.

AND

This is AFTER the person loses the 21 grams of mass as the soul departs !

SO,

do u still want that steak rare? do u ?

Think I just became a vegetarian...
I do have a question.
I have heard that the average person urinates for 21 seconds?  
 

depends on a lot of factors frank.  I've thought i've had to piss before and then only shot out a quick 3 second stream, other times, i've gone in, and returned literally 5 full minutes later. 
 there are so many factors at play here i won't even try to list them all, but the most common variables for me are amount of liquids i've had, how long i've been holding it, and how long its been since having sex.  

also, steak, medium rare.