Let's play the "Corrupted" game.

For those who are not familiar with this game...

Someone starts out saying "I wish ______"
and then another person must say "Granted, but _________"

So for example.
1: I wish I had ripped abs.
2: Granted, but you have no arms.


Understand?

Okay, I guess I will start off.

I wish I was a billionaire.

Granted, but money has become outdated.
I wish I could fly.

Granted, but your wings are made of wax.

I wish I was green.

granted, but you can't exposed to sunlight.

I wish I could keep shows I enjoy from being canceled.

Granted, but all your favorite characters must die.


I wish I had an island retreat.

Granted but the island is underwater 99% of time.

I wish virtual reality existed on a matrix level

Granted, but it works perfectly and is undetectable.


I want super powers.

Granted, but you loose one memory each time use them.

I wish everything I order online was free.

Granted, but you only have access to one site: a version of amazon that is in a foreign language you cannot read with no pictures.


I want them to bring back Futurama

Granted, but only for one season.

I wish to have Futurama rebooted within a couple of years and last at least as long as the original series.

Granted! But the original series only ran for 4 seasons.


I want to have Fry's dog Seymour

Granted, but you are transported to the year 3014.

I wish I only required three hours of sleep.

Granted, but you must have cybernetic implants to achieve maximum function.


I wish that I could fly the Planet Express

That would be awesome.

Granted, but only when Leela lets you

I wish kim kardashian would disappear

Granted, but you must now be the author of the book (originally written by Butters) that is the inspiration for it.


I want a working jetpack

Granted, but the FAA have you arrested.

I wish I had more hours in the day to get everything done.

Granted, but only because have join Men in Black initiative, who are on 36 hour days.


I want to name my first born son Michelangelo (and openly admit it is after the turtle, not the artist)

Granted, but people will not believe you.

I wish for the ability to integrate system consoles such as xbox one and ps4 into a PC.

Granted, but PC's become outdated as the BC (Brain Computer) becomes popular,

I wish my feet were a size 6.

Granted, but suddenly no one else in the entire world wears size 6 except for you. Making it impossible to find shoes.



I want to become a ninja.

granted, but you have to battle pirates everyday.

I wish to have more confidence

Granted, but now everyone will expect you to give epic speeches endlessly.


I want to be a movie star

Granted, porn movie star.

I want 20/20 vision.

Granted, but you now only see in hindsight, 20/20 hindsight.



I want a boat.

granted, but it must stay in front of your house.

I want to be in the HAMMER program.